November 16, 2011
| Reported by: Dixon Maibut|
|Editor: Brad S. DeFlumeri Jr.|
HAPPY VALLEY, PA — As the GOP nomination for 2012 heats up, so too does Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky’s lurid shower tales. In fact, OCCUPY HAPPY VALLEY SHOWERS, through its investigative arm, can now confirm that no fewer than three GOP presidential contenders – and former Republican United States Senator from South Carolina Strom Thurmond – as well as Fox News personality Sean Hannity were present in Penn State football showers with Mr. Sandusky and naked young boys.
The three presidential contenders — Rick Santorum of Pennsylvania, Herman Cain of Georgia, and Mitt Romney of the Mormon Church – immediately responded to our investigative findings with statements: Read the rest of this entry »